Canal Street Dreams

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Could I Recommend Side Sitting...

Could I Recommend Side Sitting...

If your partner offers to side-sit on date night, your partner is cute...

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Eddie Huang
Jan 02, 2025
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This borders on being a Co-dependent Papi, but I’m a big side-sitter. When making a reservation for date night, I request in order: booth, table for 4 for 2, two seats at the bar, and only accept a table for two facing each other if I have to.

These are the occasions I’ll accept a table for two facing each other:

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  1. Business Lunch

  2. Business Dinner

  3. Non-exclusive Dating, first to fifth dates, any sort of dating before you’re pot committed but… If you don’t side-sit, you have to wonder what you’re doing at all…

  4. Homie Dinner where we have to talk about shit. If it’s a homie lunch, I prefer cafe seating on a round table where we can fuck around and shoot the shit for a couple hours. I highly prefer sitting at a bar together as if we’re on the couch at my home. If I’m watching sports and gambling, I absolutely need to be at a table for four for 2 with …

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