I TRIED THE CHICKEN BIG MAC

Eating the scallopini chicken nugget big mac feels like boofing this particular moment on the space time continuum WITH the lights on.

This sandwich is naughty. It looks like it came off a conveyor belt at Frederick’s of Hollywood. The same person that invented the McDonald’s Hashbrown obv had something to do with the aesthetics of this scallopini’d chicken nugget patty. You could bread a hundred chicken cutlets at home with natural ingredients and never be able to achieve the disgusti…