It's Not For You, Babe

NYT GOES TO EVERY CARBONE JUST TO WET SHIT ALL OVER IT

Pete Wells, probably my favorite food critic at the Times, retired a few weeks ago. So, they’re trying out an interim critic, Priya Krishna. And she immediately dove into the Pete Wells playbook visiting every Carbone in America just to slam it.

Early in Pete’s reign, he did something cheeky, clever, and of the moment reviewing Shake Shack, which had li…