Thank You, 2024 Commanders
For us 80s babies, this was the greatest Commanders season of all time...
It hurts losing to the Eagles, but they earned it.
I’m not even gonna talk shit about a town who’s literal identity revolves around the choice to shred perfectly fine ribeye and stuff it into an Amoroso roll sprayed with cheese from a can. I’m not going to mention that Jeffrey Wright and Matthew McConaughey are both better actors than Bradley Cooper. I can’t even spell Myles Tellur.
No, I choose to acknowledge the Philadelphia Eagles are a better team. They beat us twice this season and our only win came when we gave their starting quarterback a concussion.
We do not deserve to go to the Super Bowl this year because we couldn’t even stop WILL SHIPLEY.